You beat millions of competitors to earn the gift of life.

Then immediately started using that gift like a free trial account.

Kraven is hunting superheroes. Venom is consuming the city. The fate of New York hangs in the balance.

Meanwhile you're seventy-two meters above the street trying to remember which button shoots webs.

Reality itself is collapsing under the weight of eldritch horrors and impossible nightmares.

But judging by your gameplay, the monsters should be asking you for directions.

You play as Zhong Kui, the legendary demon hunter feared by ghosts, monsters, and things beyond mortal comprehension.

Unfortunately, none of them seem nearly as dangerous as the first boss you fought seventeen times in a row. Keep going, champion.

“Turritopsis dohrnii, also known as the immortal jellyfish, is a species of small, biologically immortal Medusozoa (jellyfish) found worldwide in temperate to tropic waters.” Wikipidia....

So a jellyfish can be immortal and you still die... What a loser..!